Five scoops = This might have made
some money in the theater. |
 |
Four scoops = Well worth the price
of renting, although not quite
theater material. |
|
Three scoops = Has its share of
problems, but actually resembles a film. |
|
| Two scoops = A less-than-average "B" film, which should tell you all you need to know. |
|
One scoop = Could conceivably be used
as a way to interrogate prisoners. |
|
| No scoops = Run. Run far and run fast. |
|
